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Best.
Bird.
Ever.
omg
BURD
That is no bird.
It’s a weird feathery fish creature.
It looks like a puppet there ha ha
AM I A BIRD OR AM I A MUPPET?!
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Making up making up.
There are no words for how much I enjoyed watching this video.
So this is how witches do their makeup.
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- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
